HYSTERICAL HELL HEADLINE SET FOR WEB

I'm just wonderin' here . . . once you've gone the "Historic Hell Storm" route with your headline and hurricane coverage, where is there left to go if the thing gets REALLY bad?

And heads for the U.S. Gulf coast.

IN THAT EVENT, if we surfed on over to Drudge, perhaps we'd we find something like:


DEATH IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

APOCALYPSE NOW!

BIBLICAL HELL CATACLYSM STALKS GULF COAST

Or perhaps we'd awake one morning, turn on the computer and simply read:

Inquiring minds want to know.