What hath Farnsworth wrought?

We have discovered that PBS Kids is for kids of all sorts.

Like, for example, Belle the Dog who, as we say around here, "is very, very 1."

We think Elmo and the rest of the Muppets are her favorites, but she's also a big fan of Daniel Tiger. As you can see.

And if you get the headline . . . welcome to geekdom.

Political science

Wife: What's the dog got in her mouth?

Me: (Prying dog's jaws open and grabbing object.) 

Wife: What is it? 

Me: Oh, God. Eww. (Goes to drop object in toilet.) 

Me: (Washing hand with alcohol before sullying the soap.)

There's a political metaphor in there somewhere.