Showing posts with label Sixteen Candles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sixteen Candles. Show all posts

Saturday, August 08, 2009

3 Chords & the Truth: Sixty-Seven Candles*

3 CHORDS & THE TRUTH TEST


Question 1: Have you ever touched it?
I clicked the mouse once to play it on the computer. It worked. Is that touching it?
Question 2: Have you ever done it?

I told you I clicked the mouse to listen to the show. The Big Show . . . you know, 3 Chords & the Truth. Is that doing it? This is a weird-ass test.
Question 3: If you answered ‘I don’t think so’, would you ever if you could?
What????? I listened to the flippin' show. Of course I would if I could, because I did. Why wouldn't I think so? Are you an idiot?
Question 4: With who? (Be honest, your name’s not on this so it’s okay)
My wife. I listen to 3 Chords & the Truth with my wife.
Question 5: Does she know that you like her?

I hope so. We've been married 26 years. What kind of test is this???

I think you're weird. Doesn't everybody listen to 3 Chords & the Truth? Why the hell do you care if I touched it . . . touched it? Does it come on CD? And what do you care who I "touched" the show with?

Freak.


* For 67 shows.