As much as it pains me to say it, my respect for Ole Piss Miss just soared to a new level.
All the way to grudging toleration.
After I've had a double bourbon or three.
Enjoy this scene of a sore-loser Alabama fan getting his after he throws a cup full of popcorn at celebrating Mississippi fans after the Rebels took Nick Satan Saban and his Crimson Tide down a notch or . . . four.
Bammer had it coming. Cue the LSU student section:
Around the bowl and down the hole, roll, Tide, roll!
Because SEC.
HAT TIP: NOLA.com.
I think everybody in the Western world knows this song.
Except LSU's football coach, Les Miles.
It would have been fun if CBS could have gotten a mic on Alabama coach Nick Saban -- who used to be the Tigers' coach --when he was shaking his head after every unexplainable Miles decision and saying "What a dumbass."
Which is what I was saying after that bizarre, doomed fake field goal in the second quarter of LSU's last-minute loss to the Crimson Tide.
Les just lost my protest vote for president. Maybe I'll write in Saban -- I doubt he'd have any problem at all telling Bibi Netanyahu to go ∫#¢& himself.
