I was of a mind to listen to some country music this evening. So I went back to 1972, and a classic Loretta Lynn album.
On vinyl.
I liked it when I was young, and thin, and had more hair, which wasn't gray, and it sounded exactly like country music when you put on a country LP.
Thus concludes this late-night rant by a nostalgic old man who's just sick of it all.
I don't know how we got here.
I think we've all gone nuts.
I don't really want to say anything, because we already have enough excuses to fight, demonize, yell and scream.
In light of all this, your Mighty Favog has elected to take 3 Chords & the Truth, for the most part, back to 1972 -- mainly because 1972 is the last time he understood what the hell was going on. And the music was pretty damn good that year.
That is all.
WELL, not quite. If you have to hit the head during the Big Show, don't stare and mind your manners.
And don't forget to flush.
That really is all.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.
Playing as soon as you hit the start button . . . the 1972 pilot for Emergency.
Gage, DeSoto, Dr. Brackett, Nurse Dixie, lots of sirens and perilous predicaments . . . and Millie Helper with a toilet seat epoxied to her butt. All directed by Jack Webb. What more could you possibly want out of a TV movie?
Sorry, but I do so miss the '70s.
It's 1972, and through the miracle of modern technology, you can play tennis . . . on your television set!
Will wonders never cease in Space Age America? Surely, the world of Star Trek cannot be far away.
Someday soon, I'll bet we'll even have "communicators" and computers you can talk to!
In 1972, Jerry Vale was the kind of guy who got played on your parents' favorite radio station.My generation did not willingly listen to these stations in 1972, nor did we willingly watch the Jerry Vale's World special on TV that year.
Don't think that stuff didn't have an impact, though.
It had an impact on the creative forces behind SCTV in the late '70s and early '80s, and it had an impact on those of us who howled with laughter because we got the joke.
Almost 40 years ago, we were suffering from Future Shock.
Gee, I wonder what fresh hell we're suffering from today?Too much change in too short a time? The death of permanence?
Wonder where that leaves us four decades down the road from 1972?
No, we don't change the color of our skin, we just tattoo every inch of it. The artificial-intelligence robot that finds its way around the room? We call it the Roomba . . . a self-guided vacuum cleaner.
FUTURE SHOCK, meet Louise Brown . . . and the loss of all the philosophical and ethical qualms we had about such in 1972.
And the film nailed what was coming with gay marriage.HOME ELECTROSHOCK therapy? Who needs that when you're popping Prozac like M&Ms?
"That is the challenge of future shock, to look clearly into today's world to understand the consequences -- that what we do today determines what tomorrow will be." Reaction No. 1: No s***, Sherlock. Reaction No. 2: We're screwed.
THIS SLICE of 1972, based on the 1970 Alvin Toffler book -- and its vision of a thoroughly shocked future -- notably has no mention of a couple of things shocking the present of 2011 and the future from here on. That would be the Internet and global warming.
Hang on, folks. The journey into infinity and beyond just might be a rough one.