Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Cousin Eddie makes good, gets sued


"Where's the beef?" Wendy's restaurants once famously asked through its advertising, a swipe at its competitors' burgers.

The same question is now being asked by a California woman regarding Taco Bell's beef products, which she claims contain very little meat. So little, in fact, that she's brought a false-advertising lawsuit against the huge fast-food chain.

The class-action suit, which does not ask for money, objects to Taco Bell calling its products "seasoned ground beef or seasoned beef, when in fact a substantial amount of the filling contains substances other than beef."

It says Taco Bell's ground beef is made of such components as water, isolated oat product, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate, as well as some beef and seasonings.

J
ust 35 percent of the taco filling was a solid, and just 15 percent overall was protein, said attorney W. Daniel "Dee" Miles III of the Montgomery, Ala., law firm Beasley Allen, which filed the suit.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Thwartin' Darwin


Chirp!

Chirp!

Chirp!

Either a sparrow has gotten into the house, or the smoke detector needs a new battery.

I'm betting on the latter.

Get chair to stand on. Remove smoke detector from ceiling. Open battery compartment. Take out old battery.


Curse lawyers for messing with natural selection and
, thus, messing with God's intelligent design of evolution some 6,000 years ago. Sorry . . . I had to alter the content of the blog to get it published in Texas.