Look on the bright side: Harold Camping could be right, and we might be raptured before a certain Omaha songwriter and YouTube maven can compose again.Son of a bitch.
The Tribulation has started ahead of schedule, and there may be no saving us now.
I wonder what Osama bin Laden's last words were.I'd like to think they went something like "Hmm . . . lots of helicopters headed this way. Looks like the raid's here.
"RAID!?!"
That's right, Raid, the new al-Qaida killer from Uncle Sam Whacks! It hunts thugs down like radar and kills them dead!
Well, whatever. At least justice has been done, no matter the aesthetics of it all.
At this late and long-awaited hour, I have only this to say:
God bless America.
God preserve the Constitution.
God save the president.
And may God do whatever the hell He wants with that bastard bin Laden.