If
you're Omaha's mayor, it's probably not such a good thing when a rare
drive-by video comes out of North Korea, and the first thing that pops
into people's mind is "Our streets are a lot worse than Pyongyang's."
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Kim Jean-Un |
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Jean Stothert |
Maybe if Jean Stothert
got one of those Kim Jong-Un hairdos -- Kim Jean-Un? -- that would be the one little
thing that turned things around for her. Either that, or we could just
threaten to incinerate Council Bluffs unless. . . .
No, I think we're just screwed.