Your Daily '80s: I speak jive

From 1980, we have these classic moments from Airplane! featuring the late Barbara Billingsley.

What, you think tonight of all nights we'd feature something else? Fo' true?

Chump don't got no sense, look like a jive-ass fool!

Surely, it's the video of the year

You know, we can deal with peak oil and the West being put over a 55-gallon barrel by Middle Eastern extortionists by invading one sand sewer after another forever and ever, amen. And we can do that at the cost of thousands and thousands of American lives as we bankrupt the American nation in the name of our quintessentially American petroleum jones.

Or we can go the unconventional-warfare route, putting the whole thing in the hands of the generals Zucker.

I vote for letting Jerry and David Zucker do to OPEC what they did for the airline industry.

And stop calling me Shirley.