Some of the language here is NSFW. But Dad is just reading
what his 15-year-old wrote about him on Facebook.
This is the best reason I've ever seen for not enacting stringent gun control.
Personally, though, I would have gone for either buckshot or slugs in a 12-gauge shotgun. At least three shells' worth, maybe more. Sometimes, you need to kick a little ass -- or blow up a laptop -- to stem the rising tide of entitled barbarianism.
Oh . . . save the .45 and the hollow-points for the little princess' smart phone. That would be AWESOME.