
It's kind of like a message in a bottle, only on a record.
It's kind of like it's been bobbing atop the storm-tossed seas for 66 years, only it probably was in someone's basement.

Message received.
Welcome, fellow survivors of the postmodern age to a time of America triumphant and evil vanquished . . . at least for a brief moment in time. Welcome to Nov. 22, 1945. It's Thanksgiving Day, and this is the world news over radio station WOW, Omaha, Neb.