3 Chords & the Truth -- it's the show with more ump-ff.
And your mileage won't vary. Everybody gets maximum ump-ff when listening to the Big Show.
You'll be glad you did.
IN FACT, you'll probably think 3 Chords & the Truth invented ump-ff. We did not, but we do appropriate it heavily. That's why we have more ump-ff than Brand X. Or Brand Y. Or even Brand Z.
Once you try the exquisite musical mix we present, it's safe to say that you'll never go anywhere else for your weekly measure of ump-ff. Because the Big Show just has more. More music, more ump-ff, more satisfaction at the low, low price of . . . zip.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.