Hank, why do you drink?
Hank, why do we suddenly wanna roll smoke?
Why must you live out some crazy-ass song the tea party wrote?
Stop and think it over. Try and put your self in a sane man's position.
'Cause it looks to me like you got stoned and babbled all mornin' long. Must be a family tradition.
P.S.: If the president wants to get an apology out of ol' Bocephus for comparing him to Adolf Hitler on Fox & Friends today, I know how he can do it.