Way back in the day, Louisiana had "Coozan Dud" LeBlanc and his Hadacol cureall.
Decades later and 1,000 miles farther north, Omahans had Joe Zweiback and his miracle-making Gera-Speed, with its "28 essential nutritional factors." And not just in itty-bitty amounts, either.
Down the hatch . . . and now back to today's wrestling match. Er . . . "rassling" match.
There's a difference, you know.