"I hope I die before I get old."
-- Pete Townshend(The Who, "My Generation")
Sunday, May 05, 2013
Time is not on their side
Thursday, February 16, 2012
WANTED: One DeLorean and a Mr. Fusion

Above, from the Radio Daily newsletter, we see an account of just another day in Omaha radio in 1946.
Below, from the All Access website, we see an account of just another day in Los Angeles radio in 2012.
Clear Channel Talk KFI-A/Los Angeles has suspended afternoon stars John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou for what the station termed "insensitive and inappropriate comments about the late Whitney Houston."
ANYONE seen Doc Brown around lately? I need to talk to him.The remarks in question, said by Kobylt on Tuesday's show and circulated , said of how people in Houston's life likely dealt with the singer's decline, "She's been cracked out for 20 years, and we heard how obnoxious she was these parties, I mean, she's doing handstands, she's babbling like an idiot, running around ... she's a mess ... She's been doing this for 20 years.... So, how much of a pain in the ass do you think she was? Can you imagine, you're Clive Davis, and she has not been -- she has not had her head screwed on right for 20 years? At some point you’re just sick of it all, and so is everybody else in the industry, all her friends and hangers on, everybody who knew had to deal with her, it’s like, 'ah, Jesus, here comes the crack ho again, what’s she gonna do; Oh, look at that, she’s doing handstands next to the pool. Very good, crack ho, nice.' After a while, everybody’s exhausted. And then you find out she’s dead. It’s like, 'really ... took this long?'"
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Don't mess around when burtations strike
In Los Angeles, when a reporter does this, it's cause for alarm and much legitimate speculation about on-air strokes or possible brain tumors. Scary stuff.
In Omaha, when a reporter does this, it means you must be watching Channel 6.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Simply '70s: The real TV spiel
You say it's Feb. 14, 2011. I say your clock is fast.

According to my clock, it's May 1974. Bell bottoms are all the rage. Platform shoes, too.
And we like to settle in on the living-room couch in front of the big console television set and watch all the cool kids dance to the top hits on American Bandstand.
Or The Real Don Steele Show on KHJ-TV out in Los Angeles.
Sorry, I meant Boss Angeles.
Hey, man, can you get that open flame away from my shirt? Please?
If you don't, I'm a cut you up bad with the big, big comb I got in my back pocket for my big, big hair.
Think I'm not serious? Maybe I'll introduce Gary Glitter to your 12-year-old sister, man. I hear he gives lip-syncing a whole new meaning.
Or maybe I'll make you watch Don's "Show Biz News Stuff" skit twice. Tina Delgado may be alive, ALIVE, but that bit just died, DIED.
Rock 'n' roll, man.