Well, if I have to turn 48 tomorrow, that means a childhood icon, Elly May Clampett, would be 75.
A stunningly good-looking 75-year-old, but three quarters of a century old nevertheless. That takes a little bit of getting used to for this child of the '60s and '70s.
Anyway, a Baton Rouge, La., television anchor coaxed the "reclusive" Donna Douglas into an interview, where we find that there's still a lot of Elly May in Miss Donna -- fishin', playin' with critters and driving a tractor for the WAFB cameras. "Weeeeeeeeeeel, doggie!" as Uncle Jed used to say on The Beverly Hillbillies.
I wonder whatever happened to Dash Riprock?