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Ogbayb, dis willb be shorbt anb sweeb. I hab a code in my nobe and keeb coughinb.
And I dib nob cough onb anythinb, so I don'b thinb you bill catchb anybing fromb libbening to dis 3 Chorbs & da Trub.
Ib reallyb ib prebby goob dis weebk. Lobs ob goob mubic.
Ib's 3 Chorbs & da Trub, y'all. Be dere. Alobha.
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In the past few decades, radio has become a real sh*thole medium.
It's real programming and Music Carnage out there, people. And I alone can fix it.
The fix is 3 Chords & the Truth. Bigly.
"Sir, I turn on the radio, and all I hear is crap. Where is this fixing you talk about?"
I am glad you asked that question. And I will answer it while my Enthusiastic Supporters beat the crap out of you for your insulating . . . insurance? Impotence?
THE TRUTH is that Deep Radio wants this program to fail. The big men at Big Companies are censoring the programming genius -- a very great genius -- that is the Big Show. They won't put it on the air . . . something about "formatics." And that shows you what kind of Bird Brains make up Deep Radio; the show has nothing to do with countertops.
They don't have a clue. They don't have a clue.
And I have very wonderful countertops. The best countertops. I also have the best Music Show on the Internets, but it's not a countertop. I guess you can put your computer or smartphone on the countertop -- maybe put some speakers up there, too.
It would look wonderful. It would, I think, work out very nicely. But 3 Chords & the Truth is not a countertop, but who knows? We have some Very Great Scientists . . . and I could have been a scientist, a Very Great Scientist, very much like Fat Albert Einstein . . . now that's a guy who could make the show also be a countertop, and we're working on that now . . . we're trying to get Einstein in on the project as I speak.
And we'll get there. We'll get there. Because I alone can fix it, and the fix is in; we're Fixing right now.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Covfefe.
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Placement is everything.
Placing the right players in the right positions on the right team? It's everything.
Hiring the right coaches? Everything.
Placing the right people in Congress, while placing the wrong people far, far away? As we have seen the past few years . . . everything.
Placing the right man in the White House? Everything.
Placing the man with 91 criminal counts pending before a jury -- and definitely not placing him in the presidency again? Everything.
Here at 3 Chords & the Truth, it's an undisputed canon of life that placement is everything. And that covers everything, including the music you hear. If the wrong song is in the wrong place, it will not be pleasant for anybody.
If a totally unexpected song is in just the right place, it can be magical. On this episode of the Big Show -- every episode, actually -- we go for the magic. Thank your lucky stars for good placement.
You see, as I've said previously, placement is everything.
Now, if you would be so kind as to place yourself in a comfy chair and place your favorite high-fidelity audio device on "loud," we can commence with some musical magic.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.
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If you've been watching some of the 357 channels on which there is nothing much, you may have seen that MAGA Nation is convinced that Taylor Swift and Chiefs wide receiver Travis Kelce are the center of some sort of psyops operation to ratf*ck the election against Donald Trump.
It's the Deep State, don't you know.
Now, you may be saying these people have lost their damned minds. It does look that way.
You, however, do not know the whole story. The music superstar and the future NFL hall of famer, indeed, are not the centerpiece of a CIA (Or is it the Department of Defense?) psychological-warfare operation. In a world of budget continuing resolutions in Congress, alas, the Deep State cannot afford Taylor Swift.
Unfortunately for the gummint, you get what you pay for. Make sure your passport is current.
The good news, though, is that amid the psychological warfarin' on this edition of the Big Show, there is a lot of great, great music. As usual. So that's not nothin'.
Actually, that a whole lot of something to enjoy while you're researching how to obtain resident visas for various countries not this one. So, if I were you, I'd start listening right now.
Crank it up. You'll be glad you did.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some brainwashin' to do, which is -- to say the least -- is challenging to accomplish when a sizable percentage of the population's minds are gone.
A good psyops officer wouldn't have said that, would he? Again, one gets what one pays for.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.
