Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.
Come to think of it, I ought to have played the Five Man Electrical Band this week on the Big Show.
Just as the Nebraska Legislature closed out a session where it pretty clearly put out a sign saying who's not welcome here, the skies opened, the lightning flashed, the wind roared . . . and the lights went out. Makes you wonder.
But the electricity eventually came back on, so you're thinking "Well, maybe not."
So, there I was, stumbling around like a blind man without a cane, trying to find a flashlight and channeling my inner Roy Kent. And while two power outages may or may not be a sign from the Great Beyond, they certainly are a metaphor.
THE LIGHTS are going out in these parts. Darkness reigns, trying to pass itself off as light. People are always falling for that one.
And here we are. And here I am.
But here's the thing: The lights went out -- twice -- yet here's a band-new episode of the Big Show. The process took a little longer, you're kind of thinking "Now, where was I?" when the power comes back on, but nevertheless. . . .
I'm crouched down here in the culture-war bunker, in Omaha, by God, Nebraska . . . and I'm still inserting an eclectic, adventurous and stellar variety of music right onto the Internet and right into your preferred electronic device. Maybe that's a metaphor, too.
The brief version of my little story is just one short sentence: Don't let the bastards get you down.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.