Showing posts with label Dell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dell. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Everything's a critic


It's a bad thing when even your keyboard begins to rebel against what you type on it.

I made this unfortunate discovery last night, when I happened to look down upon the aforementioned keyboard -- the one on the studio computer -- then noticed exactly what it thinks of me. Or of my blog posts, at least.

Just when you think you're on a bit of a roll . . . just when you think something you've written may, just may, have made a little sense, comes a rebuke from an inanimate object?


THE RIGHT shift key worn just so that "shift" is turned into crude and blunt commentary on he who shifts? Really?

What gives a cheap Dell keyboard the right?

LISTEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH! TELLING ME WHAT I DO IS S*** WAS MY OLD MAN'S JOB!

And he's dead.

No, that's mighty big talk for a half-worn, dirty keyboard. Mighty big talk.

Perhaps someone with more keyboard credibility than myself would like to inform Dell-boy that the Douglas County landfill is chockablock with his kind.


Punk.