Dear oiled wildlife: You're screwed.
Here's what happened Saturday when someone called BP's Oiled Wildlife Hotline:
"She kept putting us on hold constantly, and then she came back and asked me what restaurant I was close to. And obviously we're not near any restaurants, we're in the bay, out near an island -- Cat Island -- and she didn't understand what Cat Island was. She kept asking me what state I was in."THING IS, you'd think these morons would know where Cat Island was by now. Saturday's wasn't the first call to the hotline from there:
(866) 557-1401. It's where IQ tests go to die.
Gulf wildlife, too.