Saturday, September 01, 2007

See if you can guess what I am now



Kathy Shaidle of Relapsed Catholic thinks this creep is right on the money with his Web misanthropy:

Nice to see that other people are finally saying what I was saying the first week, two years ago.

Like V-Tech, Katrina revealed a lot about so-called conservative bloggers, who mostly fell all over themselves about New Orleans and what a shame it was that it was being destroyed.

Now, I expect liberals, libertines and progressives to mourn the loss of a cheap hotbed of public drunkeness, murder, laziness and corruption. Oh and don't forget the great food! Liberals are obsessed with "all those great restaurants", as we know from every debate about multiculturalism.

However, I expect (stupidly, as I continue to discover) conservatives to be a little more sober, to be able to see beyond their base appetites and be realistic about sending money to people so stupid they live in a bowl in a flood zone, how they'd spend all your donations on lap dancers, so primitive they couldn't control themselves during a crisis. Then they re-elected the mayor responsible for their misery. Because he's black, of course!

I saw all this clearly. You didn't. I really don't know how some of you make it through each day without falling down a manhole.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW is whether "relapsed" Catholics read the same Bible as the rest of us Catholics?

Or do they at all?

In Kathy's Bible, does she find the standard wording for the Beatitudes, for example, or does it go more like "Blessed are the a**holes, for they're smarter than the rest of you f***ers"? And how would such a savior differ much from Islam's prophet, for whom she has such vociferous disdain?


Actually, Kathy more and more just sounds like another Ayn Rand disciple imbibing of the Kook-Aid and eager to tell us "You're all worthless and weak!"

Perhaps so. But Kathy, see if you can guess what I am now.

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