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A Philadelphia "comedian" thought it would be funny to rummage through the underwear drawer of a local TV reporter . . . and then go on the radio to snigger about it, while the idiot host cackled like a hyena in gastric distress.

Of course, this involved a CBS Radio property -- Philadelphia's 94.1 Free FM. Here's the long and shorts of it from the Philadelphia Daily News:

NBC-10's Lu Ann Cahn returned from a Florida vacation to learn that not only had a stranger rifled through her underwear drawer, but he'd made fun of her lingerie on the radio.

Danny Ozark, a regular guest on 94.1 FREE FM's Kidd Chris Show, was on the radio show Wednesday and while sharing stories about sex and drugs, he revealed that at the June 2 Phillies game he met a girl who was house-sitting for Cahn, a longtime NBC-10 investigative reporter. She invited Ozark and another comic to join her at Cahn's Montgomery County home.

Once there, Ozark and his pal rummaged through Cahn's underwear and, Ozark, who admitted, "I'm just a freak," said he hoped to try some on, but he could tell it wouldn't fit him.

"She had government-issued really bad underwear . . . I wish she felt more sexier, because she's beautiful. I feel like I should get her red thong panties," he said."

"I am really upset about this," Cahn told us by phone yesterday.

"We're still trying to figure out exactly what went on," she said.

Asked whether the female house-sitter was someone her family had used before, Cahn said: "It's a personal matter and I can't really talk about her. We don't know what the facts are."

"DANNY OZARK" and the idiot crew of the Kidd Chris show aren't funny. At all. Actually, they're really pathetic and annoying. I know; I listened to the podcast.

This, however, is funny. Behold the Revenge of LuAnn Cahn, as broadcast on Philadelphia's WCAU television.