Thursday, June 07, 2007

I'm going to throw up now

Paris Hilton gets to go home to here

because she has a "medical condition" -- apparently, she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown -- that precluded her from doing her time here

YEAH, this is exactly the same consideration Shakwanda from Compton would get if she were so "mentally fragile." Give me a friggin' break.

TMZ.com reports:

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk.

The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head.

Last month, on the eve of a trial in which Hilton was accused of slandering socialite Zeta Graph, Dr. Sophy told the judge that Hilton was "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her jail sentence, which prevented her from participating in a meaningful defense. That trial was put on hold until August.
HEY, SHERIFF! Can I get likkered up, weave around LaLa Land in my Beemer -- or Bentley, or Mercedes, whatever -- get arrested, blow off terms of my probation, then lose my s*** in lockup so I can spend 40 days at Paris Hilton's mansion?

On second thought, solitary is just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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