Thursday, March 15, 2007

What's the diff between Mexican drug lords
and American Idol nuisance Simon Cowell?


The former sell dope to those whose lives are crap, the latter sells crap to dopes.


In an interview to air Sunday on CBS’ “60 Minutes,” the “American Idol” judge says he’s worth five times more to Sony BMG than Bruce Springsteen.

“I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen, sure,” Cowell says of the 57-year-old rocker, who signed a contract that was reported to be in the neighborhood of $100 million.

“I mean, in the last five years, I’ve probably sold over 100 million records. If (Springsteen) got one hundred (million dollars), I should have got five hundred (million dollars),” he says.

Cowell says he sells all those records because he’s signed “the biggest artist on the planet” — Fox network’s
“American Idol.”
SPEAKING OF CRAP, I'm sure Earl May sells more fertilizer than Lamborghini sells cars. So?

If I'm gonna drive cross-country, I'm picking the Lamborghini, not the manure truck.

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