Oh, Lord. I'm gonna have to start buying Depends if I'm gonna keep watchin' this stuff.
Nebraska football: If you've gotta cry, it's better to laugh yourself into it.
IF YOU WANT to know why newspapers are doomed, doomed, doomed . . . it's because they spend millions and deploy scores of journalists to cover stuff and give us their learned opinions, but still can't come up with something as screamingly funny -- and ultimately truthful -- as some guys posting from home in their spare time.
And that's why they call it Götterdämmerung.