Friday, September 07, 2007

Ve haff veys to make you pay

SO, YOU THOUGHT you could get by without forking over the big bucks for me to remove Leonard Nimoy's "Bilbo Baggins" song (to use the term loosely) from your brain.

That was a big mistake, pally.

Now I'm playing hardball. I'm Bob Gibson, and the high, hard one is hurtling toward your head.

Deal with William Shatner's "interpretation" of "Rocket Man." When you cry "uncle," you will find some sharp increases on the ol' rate sheet.

Suckers.

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