Do you actually have to die to earn a Darwin Award?

BLESS THEIR HEARTS, some folks seem to keep on living through no fault of their own whatsoever.

Since any further introduction I might offer would just wreck the story, I'll throw it to George Sells of WAFB-TV in Baton Rouge, La. You can read the story here, but that hardly does it justice. Click on the picture above to watch the story.