Monday, November 20, 2006

Resarcio bellum Iraqum!

Yew shore this here speyul gonna work, Vladimir?

Eet work for Gorbachev in Afghanistan, George. What you got to lose, eh?

Awrighty, then. Here goes:

I want to get out of that Ah-raq mess I started!

Eet work better in Latin, George.

Awrighty, then. Cheney told me not to mess with no wizard stuff, but he tol' me Ah-raq was a no-brainer, too. So screw 'im!

Now, you sure the magic robe is the missing ingrediant?

Woold ex-KGB guy lie to you, George?

Naw. I reckon not.

Try eet. You like eet.

Awrighty, then.

Hocus pocus, running dog Reagan run us brokeus. Eeny meeny miney mocus, gimme a little focus . . . . Resarcio bellum Iraqum!!!

Mission accomplished, Vlad?

Mission accomplished, George.

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