. . . Kirk Douglas.
Let me just say this: I want to live to be 94 years old. And at age 94, I want to be screwing with the minds of a bunch of people half my age.
I also want to be funnier by half than all the people half my age (or a third my age) trying in vain to follow my act.
And I want to be flirting with all the young gals.
AND I'D LIKE to think I had some small role in causing one of them to drop the F-bomb on live, worldwide television.
Just like Kirk Douglas.