This edition of the Big Show didn't turn out too badly, considering right beforehand I was shoveling the World's Largest Icee out of our driveway before it could freeze over tonight.
The World's Biggest Icee is what you get when it snows hard when it's above freezing. A major case of This Sucks is what you get when you're shoveling slush.
Let's just say this week's 3 Chords & the Truth is a big improvement over that. I mean, what would you rather do? Shovel tons of a flavorless, melting slushie spilled across the landscape by a meteorological 3-year-old, or sit in a warm diner, listening to the best jukebox in the world?
HEY, KID! If you don't know what a jukebox is . . . come on in and get educated. The coffee's fine and the music's better.
Yep, come on in to the Big Show. It beats the hell out of the alternative.
Especially when the alternative is shoveling slush in February. (Really, the show's exceptional this week. And every week. But especially this week.)
IT'S 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.
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