Thursday, November 04, 2010

$#*! Capt. Kirk 'interprets'

People would have you believe we've progressed so much since the 1970s.

I disagree. I mean,
look, for God's sake.

No, William Shatner was gracing us with
$#*! the Actor Formerly Known as Capt. Kirk 'Interprets' when we all wore clothes that made humanity extremely vulnerable to open flame.

YOU THOUGHT that was a fluke, didn't you? HA!

WELL, surely we've progressed so much since the 1960s, right? No, Capt. Irk came out with a whole LP of this $#*! in 1968. I think that was the year of the brown acid.

SO, YOU SEE, when it comes to mass culture, $#*! is $#*!, no matter what the decade or whether or not your dad says it. Or "interprets" it, as the case may be.

The only difference between yesterday and today is the bleeps.

Thanks, William
$#*!ner. Whom do we have to blame for you?

To quote a former American president, "The bombing starts in five minutes."

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