"Spring a surprise on your hungry husband tonight. . . ."
And the formerly hungry husband will spring divorce papers on his shocked wife tomorrow.
I think the clueless soon-to-be-former missus watched the family "go for" something, just not the batter-fried weenies beneath a glop of Heinz ketchup. Yes, it's true that men "rave about this full-bodied condiment Heinz cooks from plump 'aristocrat' tomatoes, Heinz Vintage Vinegar and a deft dash of fragrant spices."
They also rant.
Especially when the Heinz is hiding half-assed corndogs disguised as dinner.
Today, we find the American family in deep crisis amid the epidemic of divorce and the general collapse of marriage. Sadly, it turns out that "happy housewives" of the early 1940s brought this ruin upon their own damn selves.
Lord, have mercy.