At first, as I watched these kids interact with Stone Age technology -- a.k.a., a manual typewriter -- I had determined that the time had come to just kill myself.
But then I had another think coming.
Now I have another plan . . . which involves a future for your humble, 53-year-old unfrozen caveman blogger.
I'm going to take out the power grid. AND I'M GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!!
Or what's left of it, anyway.
(Insert diabolical laughter here)
HAT TIP: Kim Komando.
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UPDATE: And then there's . . . this.
THE KIDDOS really need to watch this. It'll explain everything.