This is the world, as seen from my seat at the College World Series tonight.
Didya ever wonder what a baseball game looked like through a plastic Diet Pepsi bottle, man? I did. Now I know.
Didya ever notice that kids are interested in pretty much everything except the ballgame?
Yep. Game still kid-boring.
Didya ever wonder about those shoes hanging over your head? Like, wouldn't it be bad if that dude just walked through pee, and his shoes are hanging over the ledge above your head?
You gotta think about these things, man!
At least someone's watching Florida State take out UCLA.
Dude! It's great when the people in front of you go home.
And for what it's worth, Mrs. Favog is an atheistic, Bolshevik communiss. She does not stand for the seventh-inning stretch, and she does not sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
No peanuts for you! No Cracker Jack!
The end.
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