I just wanted you to know that we will be doing things by the book on this week's edition of 3 Chords & the Truth.
We at the Big Show consider the book to be of paramount importance.
That is why we do things by the book. No deviation. No freelancing. No screwing around. . . .
At 3 Chords & the Truth, our guiding manuscript is orthodoxy in the praxis of musical presentation. That praxis is outlined in The Book.
By which we do things.
You will hear a variety of music presented in a way consistent with The Book.
THE AIM here is a consistent presentation of musical selections, designed to avoid -- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! -- undue surprised to the listener -- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! -- base, as outlined in Our Guiding Manuscript.
We thought you ought to know this before embarking on the musical journey that is this (and every) week's edition of the Big Show. Teacher, is this 250 words yet?
Oh, yes. This, by the way, is The Book:
IT'S 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.