There's no future, no future, no future for Welk. Or is there?
That is the existential question we face this week on 3 Chords & the Truth.
The other day, if you've been hanging around these climes, you may have met Sheena. Sheena was a punk rocker. Now, Sheena's a mom with a problem.
As we learned then:
You've put safety pins in all the right places. Your hair is perfectly spiked. You have all your favorite punk rock albums in hand, and now you're heading for your brand-new Stereo Theater home-entertainment center.WELL, here's what you do. You listen to this week's edition of the Big Show. It is here that we bridge the gap, learn the young'uns and remind us old'uns about the central truth of this here program.
And what do you ﬁnd? Judy and little Jeffy are watching reruns of the Lawrence Welk Show on public television. "F*@# THAT S#!%!" your mind is screaming as you set the LPs on the kitchen table and check on the popovers you've got in the Magic Maid oven.
It's a dilemma. You believe in your children's right to explore -- to
even embrace -- new ideas, no matter how bizarre or radical. Even when it's the Lawrence Welk Show. After all, you experimented with Welk back in high school, and it's not like you became an addict or anything. BUT . . . BUT . . . YOU JUST WANT TO SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO YOUR OLD CLASH AND SEX PISTOLS RECORDS, DAMMIT!
It Just Isn't. Fair.
You pensively tug on the safety pin in your cheek -- OUCH!-- as you
take a pull on your ﬁfth of Early Times. There must be a reasonable way to untangle this musical disconnect threatening to pull apart your family.
And the ladies in the PTA definitely frown upon child murder.
What to do?
There's only two kinds of music: good and bad. The bad, we don't mess with.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.