"You're a dumbass, aren't you?"
"Yes. Yes, I am. And the only side of an interview I really listen to is mine.
"So . . . could you tell whether the missile came from Russia or Ukrainia?"
IT'LL BE just our luck that the last thing we'll hear before the Apocalypse is some Howard Stern fan pranking some cable-news doofus about the shock jock farting H-bombs.
TV news is infamous for babbling idiots and their epic fails, but this has to be one of the epic-est of them all.