On the one hand, there's something warped about doing this to your dearly departed pet.
On the other hand, there's something awesome about something this magnificently warped. What I want the guy to do is attach a small camera to Orville the Stuffed Caticopter, set it to movie mode and record the reactions of people as this dead, flying feline comes straight for them.
But I'm funny that way.
HAT TIP: Rod Dreher.