Friday, May 27, 2011

3 Chords & the Truth: Pass the cold hooch

This edition of 3 Chords & the Truth is broUghtto you by the letter 3 and the number Chords&theTruth. ROFLMAO.

It also is broughtt to U by cold hooch and the distillers of North AmericA.

That's rite, ladiess and germimen, I have done this week's Episobe ob da Big Show despite the rabages ob a head code. The key is timing everything to fall betweEn coughing fits and node blowwingk.

It also ids brought to you by cold hooch, my patented cure for the common code. Cold.

WELL, it's not exactly a cure for the common code -- cold -- because there is no such thing atT thise present tyme. But with two shoits of whisky in every steaming cup of my modern miracle cure -- Eat yore heart out Coozan Dud LeBlanc! -- you absolubtley don't give a damm that you ha=bve a code in your node.

You R feeling as good as is posibl;e under the cirsumsytances.

And you should see what it dodse for this week's editiuon of 3 Chords & the Truthh! It's better than Vitameatavegemin for adding poop to the prodsuct, and keeping it from popping out at parties.

Listen today! And pass me that flask, wills 'ya?

It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.

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