Showing posts with label promos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label promos. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Listen to Wubbie


Watch intently.

Obey Wubbie. You're feeling the need to listen. Listen. You really need to listen to the Big Show.

Listen to Wubbie.

Wubbie says listen to 3 Chords & the Truth. Wubbie loves good music. YOU love good music. Wubbie says listen.

Listen.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

KXVO: Omaha's 'burtation' station


Pity Channel 15, the station with more attitude than assets.

Listen, if you run a struggling UHF station, and you're going to air snarky promos making fun of everybody else in town -- LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! THEY SUCK! I DON'T! NO, REALLY, LOOOOOOOK AAAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! -- it would behoove you to buy a dictionary.

Or hire production help who passed junior-high English.

"ForeGASIM" is to "orgasm" as KXVO is to television -- not an exact correlation. Maybe it's just that watching retreads all day and CW network programming all evening leads to brain spasims.