Showing posts with label Eve Ensler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eve Ensler. Show all posts

Friday, March 07, 2008

NOLA's nattering nabob of noonies

I am not making the following Ray Nagin story up because, frankly, you can't.

In fact, just when you think you've seen the Full Nagin from New Orleans' buffoon-in-chief, the man just does something so insane that you realize that he's been holding back all these years, and that C. Ray has untold reservoirs of whack he can call upon at a moment's notice.

So, without further ado, here is the latest in the ongoing serial, Adventures of Chocolate Mayor,
as reported by WRNO radio:

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin says he is "a vagina-friendly Mayor."

Nagin made the remark while welcoming the author of the Vagina Monlogues, Eve Ensler to the city to promote the "V-Day" celebration in New Orleans next month.

(snip)

Mayor Nagin began his comments at the news conference by saying, "How am I gonna stand up and say, I'm a 'vagina-friendly' Mayor to these cameras after 'Chocolate City' and some of the other stuff that I've done. But you know what? I'm in."

"She (Ensler) started describing the event, and you know what, I'm a guy and I've heard about the Vagina Monologues but I don't know what was going on. I didn't know anything about it and she started to describe this event - look, you know I've got a script and I'm not following it - and I was absolutely blown away at how awesome this work is. I mean, she is doing God's work. So, I stand before you, a vagina-friendly Mayor. I am in! And you know what? It is so appropriate right now. New Orleans, Louisiana is the birthplace of jazz, you know, but it is the birthplace of so many tremendous women."

HA HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(gasp)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAR HAR HAR HAR . . . GAAAAAAACK!!!

(thud)

THAT, NEW ORLEANS, was the sound of the rest of America (and the world, I dare say) no longer laughing with you but, instead, laughing at you. There is a difference.

Enjoy the mayor you re-elected at the most pivotal moment of your almost-300-year history.