Meanwhile,
as the Trump Administration prepares to deport Iraqi Christians back to
almost certain death in a country they've not seen in decades . . .
crickets from Republicans seeking to distract attention from our very
own "What fresh hell?" regime.
For God's sake, man!
Every damn time an alert sounds on my laptop or iPhone, I wonder what
fresh hell is breaking loose now from Mad King Donald or our
dysfunctional, pathological government. Every damn time. It's usually a
doozy, and it's usually happening SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
Yet
you're outraged about what the g**damned Palestinian Authority is doing
as you don Ray Charles sunglasses and stick your fingers in your ears and hum the "Star-Spangled
Banner" while contractors measure the Oval Office for padded rubber
wallpaper? Really?
How damned stupid do you think we are? (Obviously, stupid enough to have elected Donald Trump and yourself.)
Yeah,
I am just so zip-a-dee-doo-dah, orgasmically THRILLED that you intend
to kick some Palestinian Authority ass as you inexplicably exhibit ZERO
concern that your own House leadership is considering Flat Eartherism so
it could have a shot at sailing the ship of state off the g**damned
edge.
And I can't even begin to express how grateful
this woebegone nation is that you're devoting precious minutes and
hours to some *obviously* existentially important Palestinian baiting
while North Korea fires off ICBM after ICBM, and President Donald J.
Trump may be the most unequipped person on planet Earth to deal with a
REAL Korean crisis, as opposed to your ordinary, everyday Korean crises.
Good grief, don't you people even LISTEN to yourselves anymore? Is it possible that y'all are really that non-self aware?
Nah, can't be. I think you're just that flippin' cynical.
God help us, because we sure as hell aren't capable of helping ourselves anymore.
Sincerely yours, Hoping We Don't Get Nuked Before I Can Vote for Your Opponent
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