'Round and 'round we go, where the Big Show stops, nobody knows.
Or . . . who is Spencer, and why should we give him gifts at the mall?
Is this making any sense? Of course it isn't. We don't do sense in this country anymore -- there is no sense! Nothing makes sense.
We're not even trying to be outrageous or witty or anything on 3 Chords & the Truth anymore. Why? Because we can't make this stuff up anymore. We cannot compete with Washington, D.C., and the 24-hour news cycle.
And, come to think of it, Spencer can buy his own damned gifts.
TODAY on the Big Show, we have some perfectly good guitars, two of everything and a whole big bunch of hurt. All in all, it sounds pretty decent.
That's the best we can do. We have been outstripped by events.
We got a record player, some records, a CD player, some CDs and a computer and other audio implements of destruction. That will have to do. So listen up, Buster, and listen up good.
If you don't, I will tweet nasty things about you during my 3 a.m. constitutional. LAME!
Well, it seems as if I may have written enough, so I'm out of here.
IT'S 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.