It's the day before Christmas and all through this space, gorgeous music fills every little place.
Not a discordant note will be found on the show . . . not a stinker or a clunker or a misplaced fanfare.
3 Chords & the Truth has been uploaded with care, and if you love Christmas music, there's no cause to despair.
The Big Show nestles sweetly in your ear, and good cheer will carry you to the New Year.
And out on the Internet you'll hear clever patter, and all the fine tunes that we can gather.
ON AARON, on Harry, on Tony and Bing . . . on with the songs that you sing! To the top of the charts, to the heights of our culture!
Spread holiday cheer . . . joy you will nurture!
Etcetera and so on, this poem grows more tortured. Lo, I'm painting myself into a corner!
So dash away, dash away, dash away all! Seek out the Big Show, oh, answer my call!
That's it . . . I'm done . . . no more shall I write. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!