Here is this week's edition of 3 Chords & the Truth by the numbers.
There are 26 songs on this week's edition of the Big Show.
Five distinct sets of music on this 3 Chords & the Truth.
Times your host says "ummmm." Ummmm . . . I just made that up.
I . . . ummmm . . . don't . . . ummmm . . . think it was nearly that many . . . ummmm . . . times.
Five straight records on the Big Show that happen to be vintage 78 r.p.m. singles. A whole set consisting of 78s, as a matter of fact.
Furthermore, one of them probably will surprise you.
Three songs about magic.
One song -- OK, probably three songs -- that had to have been staples on Omaha's supremely middle-of-the-road KFAB radio back in the day, back when the station actually played music.
Four country records on the program this go 'round.
Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths percent pure fun this week on the show. The other .56 percent is just you being a bloody crank.
SO THAT'S IT. This week's edition of 3 Chords & the Truth by the numbers. Your mileage may vary, but probably not.
Of course, the only way to know for sure it to give it a listen. He says, cajolingly.
Anyway. . . .
Ummmm. . . .
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.