Today on the Big Show, your Mighty Favog jumps the shark.
I find it isn't too bad if you drink enough Geritol beforehand.
Let's just say that my parents were playing the long game with all those Saturday evening force feedings of The Lawrence Welk Show all those years ago. All they needed was a Magnavox console and a captive audience.
Well played, damn you.
For more information on your humble host's condition, kindly tune in to the new edition of 3 Chords & the Truth, airing right now somewhere on the Internets. Really, this week's program is an exceptional one. Even the, well, you know. . . .
I can't say much more about it right now. It's way past my bedtime, and I think I may have iron-poor blood.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen . . . good night!