In case you were wondering how the world works, this short video is as good an explanation as any.
All you have to do to get ahead is . . . the utterly impossible. Just, in this case, repeal the laws of mathematics and physics and give the customer seven red lines, each perpendicular to all the others. Some should be made with green ink, others with transparent ink.
By the way, could you make at least one line in the form of a kitten?
Don't forget the kitten. Market research shows that people love kittens.
HAT TIP: CNET.