Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Get on the stick
Hidey ho, neighbors!
Welcome to the Iowa State Fair!
Here, food comes on a stick. Even food that wouldn't seem to be particularly stick-friendly.
I'm guessing PBJ on a stick is heavy on the PB and light on the J.
In Iowa, even salad dressing and juice come on a stick.
Not to mention origami.
Look, even Cajun "cheeze" comes on a stick, cher. I think Cajun cheeze must be cheeze that you roll around in "garlik" and "kayenne" pepper and call it "Cajun" -- and "cheeze."
I wonder whether "cheeze" is to cheese what "krab" is to crab.
But if you think "cheeze" on a stick might give you a heart attack on a stick, you certainly can opt for salad on a stick.
Or perhaps some fruit on a stick.
Or . . . you could just go for the original stick food.
I won't tell your cardiologist.