I regret that I didn't go to work for big, booming, powerful Channel 9 in Baton Rouge.
If I had, boredom would be something I'd never suffer, being that my people down in Louisiana are not a boring people. Whack, yes. Dull, no.
Blessed is the reporter who gets to report this story:
Authorities said a woman drove to a Baton Rouge restaurant after she was shot at another location Thursday night.
The East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff's Office said a woman who was shot on Hyacinth Avenue drove to the Buffalo Wild Wings on Bluebonnet Boulevard.
Deputies were notified around 10:30 p.m.
They said the Baton Rouge Police Department is investigating the shooting.
WELL, they are damned good Buffalo wings. This has ad campaign written all over it -- the woman ought to get free wings for life. However long that might be.
Coming up at 5 and 6 on WAFB 9 News.