The National Football League has its standards to uphold. It's not lawless, you know.
Commissioner Roger Goodell had to sit Detroit's Ndamukong Suh for two games just on account of the flying body parts.
By the way, the Taiwanese are deeply, deeply weird people. Entertaining, granted, but deeply, deeply strange.
You know what? I cannot wait for the guy who taught the Motor City Mauler everything he knows about being out of control -- that's FOXSports.com writer Jen Floyd Engel's reasonable-enough assessment of Nebraska Coach Bo Pelini, at least -- to do something worthy of the Taiwanese-animator treatment himself.
I'm just sick that way.